The Secret Kitten Stash

If you have a demon terror (or common garden variety) cat, perhaps you'll understand the phenomenon of MMS (Mysterious Missing Sh--Objects): Any object on any surface is liable to disappear at any time, seemingly never to be found again.
Imagine our delight upon finding Mack's secret hiding place: UNDER THE SOFA.
Among the treasure trove:
-4 chapsticks
-3 dum dums
-1 lip gloss
-3 furry mouse toys
-1 bottle of acetaminophen (child-safe)
and various other candies/wine corks/markers/receipts.